We Do Not Need Ben Simmons Content

Sports media outlets really gotta cut da shit with these Ben Simmons “reports” and interviews.

I — *we* — do not need videos of him making 3s in practice clogging up my social media feeds. All he has is practice footage cos he’s been too busy having solo bench-side fashion shows the past three seasons.

He ain’t cooked, he’s fuckin’ air-fried: less greasy cos he ain’t got any oil on his joints. I would rather admit being wrong about him later in the season (very doubtful) than believe he has any heart left in him to play professional basketball.

The jig is up, Bucko!